Poteau, Oklahoma--When the Pansy Kidd Middle School Boys Basketball team learned that they had somehow made it into the NCAA women's basketball tournament, they were both ecstatic and understandably confused.
"We started off the season kind of slow, but we did end with an three game win streak. At the end of our season I got a call from the NCAA saying that we qualified for the women's tournament. We were pleasantly surprised too say the least," stated Coach Jerzckmvksi.
There turns out to be an NCAA rule that mens teams under the age of 16 can qualify for the tournament if their testosterone levels are lower than at least one team in the top 25. Baylor was the only team with higher aggregate testosterone levels due mostly to the always manly, Brittney Griner. Her testosterone levels alone almost beat out the entire Pansy Kidd Middle School team--it was confirmed by sources in the area that th Pansy Kidd team was full of sissies, thus understandably lowering their testosterone levels.
We look forward to see what this true Cinderella can do in the tournament.
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