Tuesday, March 20, 2012

With Dunk, Brittney Griner Officially Becomes Manliest Female Ever


Brittney Griner officially became the manliest woman in the history of humanity tonight with her dunk in the NCAA tournament. Tonight she surpassed Rosie O'Donnell, Toad from Operation Repo, and Zac Efron en route to the first place position. Here's what Griner had to say: "You would think that just being 6' 8" would be enough to put you over the top, but Rosie, Toad and Zac really put up a good fight. I've been eyeing the top spot for a while, and I guess that Brittney proved too much for Rosie."
Evidently the combination dunk/punching Jordan Barncastle proved to be too much for even Rosie O'Donnell to top.

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